Downstairs Lady Theater Productions Presents
I Should Have Just Married David Neilson in Kindergarten
A Modern Day Tinderella

Story Written and Starring Carol Palumbo - Featuring Lizzie LaRocca
(It’s a one woman show, but I have codependency issues)
Directed by Mikaela Duffy
May 2nd- 11th as part of the Tampa International Fringe Festival

Somewhere our fair maiden’s prince charming is stuck up a tree, but luckily our story’s heroine has plenty of frogs to keep her company until he arrives...

The only thing Carol has had a harder time with, besides her writer’s block, is her love life. So why not combine the two, and make it SUPER painful!

From her first love, to a disastrous first kiss, online dating, really bad dates, and even worse sex - Carol uses her humor to navigate through treacherous perils. There are plenty of trolls along the way, but this is not your typical Fairy Tale. Join this modern day Tinderella as she takes you on a journey through the good, the bad, and the “What the Actual F***?!” to finally finding love and her happily ever after.

***Trigger Warning: This show contains frank discussion regarding sexual assault, date rape, and the onslaught of online harassment that women face nearly every day.***

I Should Have Married David Neilson in Kindergarten

Showtimes:
Thursday, May 2nd at 7 PM
Friday, May 10th at 10:45 PM
Saturday, May 4th at 12:00 PM
Saturday, May 11th at 8:00 PM
Sunday, May 5th at 3:00 PM

Tickets: Please check prices on "Purchase" link below
Purchase Tickets here: https://tampafringe.ticketleap.com/kindergarten/
(Additional online ticketing fees may apply)
Venue is located at: HCC REHERSAL HALL, 1411 E 11th Ave, Tampa, FL 33605 (Directions & Map)

Downstairs Lady Theater Productions
Downstairs Lady Theater Productions is a production company that seeks to empower women in the Theater Community through art and expression. Right now we plan to produce at least one show a year, focusing on festivals, and eventually moving into producing original works and giving the ever-growing female playwright base another outlet to share their works through. Ultimately we realize that while our plans eventually involve world domination, for now we are fine with seeing more women achieving their goals in the performance world - be it through staging their dream show, directing, writing, or just producing shows with a strong female cast.